Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Nadine. Sambil Bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Nadine bengong. "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main!"
Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah. "Bukan main itu bukan not a
play, Djan."
"Your granny (Mbahmu). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok."(Orang
Saya sudah periksa di kamus kok).
Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk). But don't Think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan) . I just want a meal together." (Saya cuma mau makan bersama).
"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Tukidjo tambah gemes.
"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo. Be wrong a little is OK toch?" (Salah sedikit OK toh).
Nadine cuman senyum kecil. "I would love to, but ..."
"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Wakidjan ramah.
"Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok." (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok).
Setelah Nadine pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dengan sebal. "Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor?" (Ganggu aja sih. Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu).
Tukidjo cari kalimat penutup. "Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu Ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).
Wakidjan cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati, "His name is also effort."
(Namanya juga usaha)
Hahahahahahaha ….
11 comments:
ha.....ha..a hua....ha..ha...ha
Ini ciri khas yang pernah tinggal di Yogya dan sekitarnya. Menghibur dan sapa menyapa yang akrab...yah mbak Ita
he..he..he..he.. ini nih aku tambahin, yg ini ala singaporean:
One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher : "All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the
words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?"
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya : "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN
grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm
YELLOW sunlight around me."
Teacher : "Not bad. Okay, who's next?"
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.
Ah Beng : "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Teacher : "No, no, not you!"
Ah Beng : "Aaaiiyaaa.. . let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm
stupid meeh..?"
Teacher : "Okay.. go ahead..."
Ah Beng : "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN... GREEEEEN... I PINK
up and I said YELLOOOOW?"
Teacher : ??
Saya agak telmi, sorry maksudnya apa yah Agatha
He..he..he.. itu lho Pak, si abeng yg org singapore...diminta kasih contoh buat kata2 yg ada kata green (ijo), pink(merah muda) dan yellow(kuning), dia kasih contohnya salah banget, dia bilang Green-green (pdhl mestinya ring..ring (bunyi telpon), I Pink up the phne (pdhl mestinya I PICK up the phone, and Isaid Yeloooow (pdhl mestinya hello)...gitu Pak....cuman kalo diterangin gini mungkin lucunya kurang ya Pak... :D
Ini telmi, setelah saya baca ulang ulang baru ngerti plesetan bahasa Inggris.... jangan kawatir biarpun teranginnya cuman gini Agatha dan Ita... ketawa juga kok, sambil tutup mulutku hi hihi
Padahal anak2 disekolah diajari grammer ketat , sampe dirumah "dirusak" sama yg tua2...ha.ha.ha.
Wah Agatha, kocak abis...gak tau ya kita suka bgt ketawa kalo ada joke2 ndeso begini, Padahal prakteknya kalo mesti adu argument ma bule di kantor plus pas rada emosi pasti bahasa inggris kita gitu juga neh he..he..^_^
Gw mah udah gak ngerti lg soal Grammar Yoga, seinget gw diajarinnya pas SMP ya. Tp biar gak ngerti grammar at least kalo kudu ngomong Inggris ato nulis gitu yach, gw gak se-ndeso Wakidjan di cerita itu lah (he..he..he..narsis mode on :-) )
he..he..he..sama Ta...kalo pas uddah tau mau adu argument, dikepala dikonsep dulu , mau ngomong apa, garis besarnya gimana...biarno gak keliatan ancur.....
My head round round laaa... no what what to fill time... next river make my stomach broke ...
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